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The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.
"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."
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Precautionary method of meeting someone over the phone. before you meet them in real life.
I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung out with him. that way i got to know him a little better before our date.
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A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.
Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm
Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?
Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.
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The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.
That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.
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When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all
Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!
John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!
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A knock phone would be a person's second or alternate phone that is only used for things such as drug dealing. This phone would not be tied to the owner in any way.
I just got this knock phone and when I call you my caller ID comes up it says Rick James!
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The act of referring to oneself as naked while talking on the phone. Usually to friends of your wife or people who would rather die than see you naked.
My friend Julie was a victim of another phone-flash from Walter yesterday.
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