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1.) audrey
2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny
my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me
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A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.
My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.
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The practice of granting special privileges or bonuses only to high ranking members of an organization by another high ranking official(s). This is done at the exclusion and ultimately at the expense of non ranking members. The term is obviously derived from complimentary mints placed on the pillows at upscale hotels for "honored" guests. These mints come from the aprons of the low-paid hotel employees.
"Did you see the news? The school board just pink-slipped over 200 teachers because of the economy. Then they turn around and gave the administrators a 15 percent pay raise! Talk about pillow minting!"
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A person who farts on their girlfriend's pillow.
AJ Rothert is a goddamn pillow farter.
That pillow farter gave me pink eye
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Being hassled by one manager when you were actually having a dispute with another manager. For this term to apply, the managers must be sleeping together.
I had an argument with Sally yesterday and this morning Bob called me into his office. They pillow teamed me.
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A perverted metaphor for describing the texture of something.
Your skin is like a ...... DAMP PILLOW!!
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The moment when you flip your pillow at 10:07 PM and it is cold and feels nice.
10:07 PM
*flips pillow*
Me: now that’s a cold pillow
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