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Pinch a DeVos

To take a dump. To make a bowel movement. To go #2.

I'm so constipated right now I need to take a laxative and pinch a Devos.

by Chef Drew and LJoy December 12, 2019


pinch proportions

Artistic proportions, most often applied to females, in which some body parts seem to be pinched to incredibly skinny measures, while others seem ballooned to unnecessarily large sizes. Most often used where a woman's waistline is pinched to the point where internal organs cannot possibly exist, and her breasts (and/or head) are ballooned to incredibly disproportionate sizes.

People really need to stop drawing with pinch proportions. These people are starting to look like aliens.

by ZippyDee October 3, 2011


pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022


pinche calle

is a dude who came out of no where and turns up everywhere .
he seems cool at first but theres something about him that just isnt right. something that keeps you from giving away trade secrets or trusting him completely.

word on the street is that pinche calle is a informant for the man.
so watch your back.

by perry mackey September 29, 2018


Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017


nose pinch

Pinching someones nose shut with your fingers, or a tool in order to limit their air supply.

Can be done in an innocent matter fueld by adoration or the lust to tease.

However, little to surprise, it's getting more frequent in porn where the dominant controls the submissive.
I.E. bdsm and breathplay, mostly oralsex in order to gain erotic satisfaction.

Lotte was giving so sweet head, and I couldn't refrain from pinching her cute nose softly!
Mmmh!
That look she gave me, with her nose pinched and her mouth full!
A look of total surrender and trust!

by Helmut7100 November 7, 2017


pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.

Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.

by caffeinated_sloth June 19, 2023