pirate head

When receiving head, suddenly without warning, the "blowee" pushes down on the "blowers" head, forcing them to the base of the penis and thus causing them to gargle and "argh" like a pirate. If they wish the "blowee" may yell pirate slang at this point, i.e. "arg! take me seed wench! arg!"

After I used the pirate head maneuver on a boring blow job session last week my girlfriend now no longer enjoys Pirates of the Carribean as much. oh well, the pirate head was worth it. ARG!

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crusty pirate

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.

man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.

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pirate shot

Taking an 8 oz shot of straight hard liquor in one go. Chasers optional. If you get 1/4 down, you're a landlubber, 1/2 is a deckhand, and 3/4 or more is a pirate. The Captain status is reached if the shot goes down in under 5 seconds and/or no chaser is used.

Eric and Stan finished their pirate shots last night, Catherine was a deckhand, but Gwen is now a Captain.

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pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.

The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.

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Pirate Pete

Where a guy kicks a chic in the shin and then he jizzes in her eye, making her hop on one foot and hold her eye acting like a pirate.

Max the hottes fucker in the world just gave that chick the sickest pirate pete forever.

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ass pirate

an insult implying the individual is gay
to steal or bang ass

Jim-"ARG there be the booty i be wantin to score"
Chris"Damn it Jim you're such an ass pirate"

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pirate costume

A pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components:
- a shirt (not a t-shirt)
- full-length trousers
- a belt
- a vest
It is then accessorised with some of the following:
- a plastic or cardboard sword
- a headscarf or bandana
- a hook
- an eyepatch
- a parrot

The following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes:
1. Each person may own only one pirate costume.
2. One must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume.
3. Pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume.
4. If three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights.
5. Pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates.
6. Pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.

Terrance: I'm going to put on a pirate costume.

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