Pocket Wank

When one decides to 'bash the bishop' whilst ones hand is in his pocket.

Boy, I had a good pocket wank earlier

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out of pocket

Out of Pocket is a colloquialism used in the Southern Region of the United States. It is favored by grandparents and great-grandparents. It means to be unreachable in a communication sense. Very common in the days before cell phones.

I'm going into town so I'll be out of pocket until I get back.

Johnny's been out of pocket for a few days. He's in the woods hunting.

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angry pocket

Vagina. Bearded Taco. Pussy. Cunt. The Clam. A seventh century term for the female genitalia. Also a West African fish. Anything smelling of scallops.

"Well baby, it's time to feed the angry pocket."

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Mug pockets

Pockets deep enough for cash, drugs, or guns

We don't wear skinny jeans around here, we got mug pockets.

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Pocket Ball

stickin your hands in your pockets to play with yourself.

Keith: Jack quit playin pocket ball!
Jack: Keith what the hell you be talkin bout?

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clowns pocket

A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.

'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'

'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'

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pocket veto

The act of taking no act, most often used as a passive aggressive response to undesirable advances. Easiest way to "respond" to a written request to have lunch or just-go-do-something. Neither "yes" nor "no," but really "no."

Hey, you know I think you're pretty cool and all. I was wondering if you weren't doing anything this weekend if you wanna catch a movie or something...
Sincerely,
Vulnerable Girl

-Pocket vetoed. 10 years later- Still no response.-

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