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Slang for the act of oral sex on a man.
Guy 1 : "Wow, that chick gave him quite the pole polish in that adult movie we watched the other day."
Guy 2 : "Indeed."
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\หpล-lish\ \หsษ-lฤ\ 1.(noun) An improper understanding of "safe sex". 2.(Verb) During unprotected sex with woman you probably won't see again, before her climax, you pull out, ejaculate into a condom, drop it in her shoe and leave.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl you met last night seemed a little skanky. Think you should get tested?
Guy 2: No need. I gave her a Polish Sully and called it good
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The polish pogostick, much like it's Swedish counter-part, is a sexual position done with one partner(most likely being female) face down rear vertical. And the other partner upright and facing there torso. The difference however is in the apparatusis used to gain momentum. The Polish pogostick uses none,or in a truely Polish scenario, the polish pogostick is done on a hard object like a table or the hood of your former best friends car.
I used to do the swedish pogo stick with my girlfriend, that is until i learned she cheated on me with my best friend, after that it was the polish pogostick on the hood of his car for her.
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something too stupid to even make any sense out of
the concept of polishing a turd can be described as a form of polish algebra
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In much ways similar to Florida man, but with polish ethnicity
Eg. Polish man lost in Sao Paulo airport for 28 days
Polish man mistakes iron box for telephone
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A person who smothers themselves with cheap perfume stolen from there grandma's handbag to cover the smell that has persisted from not taking a shower in the past 7 days.
Polish Girl 1: Do have any perfume I need to take a shower before we leave.
Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.
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Tomas put polish chrome racing stripes on his VW
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