toon poon

catroon porn, usually knows as hentai

yo stop by the house, i got some toon poon we can jack off to

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cold poon

1. A dead chick's vagina. The necrophiliac's dream, a cold, stiff snatch

2. A live chick's vagina, chilled with ice, often to give her sexual partner an unexpected icy treat upon penetration.

Here's a trick, instead of waiting hours for Jo's beaver to become some nice cold poon, I'm going to put her in the freezer and turn hours of waiting into minutes. And here's one I prepared earlier...

Stacy showed me her new trick this morning, it was some cold cold poon.

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poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler

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poon boots

sexy boots or footwear women wear while being fucked.

I love it when she wears her poon boots. That means she's ready to be fucked!

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poon wedgie

When the front of a woman pants gets eatten by her massive va jay jay.

Dannnnnnng Gurl Look at That bitches poon wedgie

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Groon Poon

Nasty Pussy
Groony Pussy

That Sarah girl has Groon Poon like none other.

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coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

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