A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.
I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!
When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.
Dude, who cooked a moose potato?
"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"
Another term for a sack of potatoes.
The potato-sac had 32 potatoes in it.
someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.
don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.