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pov: your female that wants to be treated like a princes so literally what you do is sit on the the passenger seat and take a nap
my boyfriend agrees that im his passenger princes
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What a man is called when he pulls his penis from a woman's vagina before ejaculation, or reaching orgasm. Not a reliable form of birth control.
Debbi told her friends she doesn't need birth control, she had a pull out prince and that's why she couldn't get pregnant.
In the middle of sex, as dude gets up to grab/check something before returning back to finish.
There goes my half-boned prince off to check his phone.
A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.
Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.
There is such a big height difference when they stand next to each other, but when she on her knees she's perfect.
Omg have you seen Deva and Prince Charming together. I wonder what they did last night
A road in Norwich which is the main area of clubbing in the city. Drunken louts slobber over kebabs and girl totter about in heels falling out of their dresses as they run across roads infront of cars. Sluts get fingered in alleyways, and bouncers chuck people out for sometimes no reason.
Ross: Are we gonna pimp hoes tonight?
Lee: Hell yeah, book a taxi to Prince of Wales Road and get on it!
While a girl is blowing you, a live fish must be inserted up to it’s tail in her vagina and she continues to blow you while the fish’s tail slaps around between her legs.
“Ariel may want to be where the people are, but Prince Eric’s Secret reveals that he wants to be where her people are.”