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When you're receiving a blowjob and you knock out the giver's teeth with your dick.
"What happened to that homeless man's teeth?
"Probably too many Chattanooga root canals."
Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.
I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.
Taking a ride with friends for the sole purpose of smoking pot.
Would you guys like to go on a hoot root
From top to bottom. Completely throughout. Head to toe.
In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"
"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."
Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.
Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer
Having a boner that is unintentionally visible through clothing
My dad stopped by while I was having sex with my wife. I think I played it off pretty well, but I know I was showin root