When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.
“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”
Two thirds peach vodka, one third Arnold Palmer.
Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?
Yeah, that shit was dope.
Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
When you slap someone’s thighs really fast and say “Salmon thighs” just to confuse them.
*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.
"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"
"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"
A euphemism for masturbation.
The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.
A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.
That girls such a whore she does the salmon run every night.