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Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.

We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching

by SeansMinx February 29, 2020


White Salmon, WA

Far superior to other Columbia River Gorge communities. Stevenson, Goldendale, and even Hood River wish they could achieve the greatness of White Salmon. Cost of housing is high to keep the trash in Washougal.

I wish I lived in White Salmon, WA!

by Edward Teach Jr. March 4, 2018


Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon

by Pear6 June 23, 2021


Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator July 31, 2013


Salmon Licker

Lesbian, gay or bisexual female. A woman who enjoys the delights of giving oral pleasure with the tongue.

1. "You guys are wasting your time, she's a real salmon licker."
2. Man1: "How did the first date go last night, did you get laid?"
Man2: "Fucking waste of time, the bitch must be a Salmon Licker"

by Sebonis February 24, 2010


Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

by michael burgers May 14, 2024


Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James September 3, 2015