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A term to break the rules. Not to care about the rules
Joey: Dont do that!
BOb:Screw the rules I have money
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(noun) When someone makes it seem like you are screwing them over but in reality screws you over, usually when they give you consent to screw them over playing around but do it to you for reals and get away with it.
Jen thought she walked over Fred for reals when Fred said it was okay playing around but then did it to her for reals, so Fred performed an anti-reverse screw over.
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Seto Kaiba's catchphrase from yu gi oh the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh. First used when he lost a children's card game to yu gi.
Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.
ex. 1
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!
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Lady Macbeth is telling Macbeth to grow some balls so they can go kill King Duncan.
Macbeth:
If we should fail?
Lady Macbeth:
We fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.
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a simple phrase that declares the superiority of people from Texas
New Yorker: I don't like BBQ and I don't understand Sweet Tea
Texan: Screw You we're from Texas
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A pile of Screws named after non other than Flint
Danget there goes another one to the Damaged Lung Screw Pile
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"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
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