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A girl that you keep secret and just use for sex. Not good enough to take out in public, just good enough to keep around in case everything else falls through.
No action on a Friday night, resort to the secret weapon.
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The girl who is rely your gf and not anyone else no matter what and cant not be changed no matter what
dude1: im dating this girl kodi dude: no way bitch shes my secret girlfriend hands offf rofl copter
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When you wake up next to an ugly, fat, skank ass slut that looked like a supermodel the night before. Then you lock her in your trunk and drive her home so your friends can't see her.
Damn, I picked up this 250 pound girl at the bar last night. She'll be my dirty secret.
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A girl's boobs that are so big that they go into her armpits when she lays down. Then her boobs smell like her secret deodorant.
"Yeah, so how was it?"
"Omg. She had secret titties!"
"She had what?!"
"Her tits got caught in her arm pit when she layed down and it freaking smelled like her deodorant!"
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The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.
I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.
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A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.
A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.
Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.
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