Rural Dictionary

sexy llama

One so sexy they can be awesome enough to be reffered to as a llama.

"Hey, look at that sexy llama over there!" or "My llama is sexier than yours" and one of my favorites "Hey, get your hands off my sexy llama!"

by Kandybat April 11, 2010

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sexy as fuck

a term one would use to describe someone who is incredibly sexy

did you see Daniel's girlfriend, Isabel?
yeah, she's sexy as fuck

by dlautd August 13, 2018

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n. An animorphic sex act requiring inhuman flexibility in which a man and a woman heighten their sexual euphoria by imitating the actions of a sexy scorpion. The woman lies supine on a bed with her legs hanging off of the side below the knees. Once this position is assumed, the man performs cunnilingus. Imitating the scorpion's claws, the man grips and pinches the breasts with his hands. At the exact moment before the woman climaxes, the man swings one of his legs back, up and over his head, thusly kicking the woman in the face, increasing the intensity of her orgasm.

Male Russian Gymnast: Oh, Svetlana, I'm so overjoyed that we have won yet another Olympic gold for the Soviet gymnastics team.

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!

by Comrade Molotov December 7, 2009

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Sexy Beast

A man of such magnificent physical features that women flock to him. He is aware of his pleasuresome appearance and exposes it for all to see and desire. Women love him and worhsip his looks, men want to be him and become envious imitators, but to be a true Sexy Beast, it must come naturally.

Oh my look at Jeff, what a Sexy Beast. He is so hot, I want to touch it.

Jeff is such a Sexy Beast that looking at him makes me want to be on the show.

by Jenn27 January 25, 2007

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