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you fucking shart slurping cunt!
so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.
I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.
To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.
Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.
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When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it
Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe
"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"
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To call ones bluff;
To express disapproval;
A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.
"I got an F on that math test?? That's bull shart!"
"Ah, bull sharts!
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an exclamatory expression or an insult. literally meaning shart in a tart.
awww shart tart!
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sarah quit being such a shart tart.
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