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When your boyfriend/girlfriend walks in on you balls beep(balls deep in) your "real" partner and quickly realizes its their sibling.
"Dude I had a shitty night, Sandra walked on me, no thats not the bad part, it was her little sister."
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Is when you go bear hunting and you sneak up on a sleeping bear, hop on its back while you're naked. You then proceed to wake up the bear by sticking your rifle far up its asshole. Then while the bear is trying to get you off of it you squeeze out a quick terd and rub it all over the bear's face and run away.
I went huntin' this weekend man, I saw a good lookin mother bear, so I gave her a Shitty Grizzly before I killed her.
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When you're fucking a girl from behind, you discretely stick your thumb in her butt and then put it in her mouth.
Yo I totally did The Shitty Toddler with that bitch from the club last night.
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1. an inexpensive, unreliable, disposable cigarette lighter.
2. a dirty sex move where one rubs their legs together...and takes a shit.
Meghan:"man, i just have this shitty cricket lighter"
Kevin: "the shitty cricket? that sounds like a dirty sex move where you rub your legs together..."
Tim: "and take a shit!"
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Cleverer way of saying or retort to, "Holy Shit!"
Jacqueline: "Holy shit."
Shinooquina: "Shitty hole!"
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Shitty fucking is like titty fucking, but before you proceed to push the tits together and titty fuck them, you shit in the cleavage. Once you are done you make your partner lick the shit off you dick.
Titties that are right for shitty fucking are called shitties.
"Dude Eric how was Becky in bed."
"Awesome, her shitties were perfect. I shitty fucked her all night long. Shitty fucking is the best feeling in the world. I still have some shit left over on my dick though. She doesn't have a very big tongue. It was suprising too because my dick is only two inches long when erect."
"Nice"
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