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Visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.
The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.
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The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.
"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."
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shopping at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent. or buying gas, cigs, beer, etc. at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent.
denise: "hey just stop there at the clark station i need cigarettes."
becca: "sorry girl, i dont shop habib!"
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A website full of drugged clothing that will make you regret being born and most likely will make you want to commit suicide.
Boy: I want to kill myself all because of your hoodie.
Girl: I got it at loganpaul.com/shop if you want one.
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A store that sells pornography.
Jon - "I went to the porn shop yesterday."
Kevin - "What did you get? Or were you just checking it out?"
Jon - "I got a porn movie and a magazine. There's a lot of freaky stuff in that store though..."
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(n.) a place where discussion is all that happens, and nothing actually comes out of it. The origin is the League of Nations, precursor to the United nations. The League had no armed forces, and no decisions could be enforced.
The United Nations is becoming a talking shop.
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A shopping cart is, to the untrained eye, a device for holding your groceries. But, to a skateboarder, a shopping cart is an obstacle you can ollie over, grind, and ride in. To find an abandoned one of these is like finding a ticket to FUN!
Today I ollied over a shopping cart from a 3 foot ledge.
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