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The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.
"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."
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Visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.
The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.
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Oral sex performed on a female. Usually used when referring to a perfect pussy. Derived from the Hawaian punani or punana.
See also nani juice
"Damn he's been shopping at the nani for hours! Doesn't he need to come up for air from time to time?"
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A website full of drugged clothing that will make you regret being born and most likely will make you want to commit suicide.
Boy: I want to kill myself all because of your hoodie.
Girl: I got it at loganpaul.com/shop if you want one.
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A store that sells pornography.
Jon - "I went to the porn shop yesterday."
Kevin - "What did you get? Or were you just checking it out?"
Jon - "I got a porn movie and a magazine. There's a lot of freaky stuff in that store though..."
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(n.) a place where discussion is all that happens, and nothing actually comes out of it. The origin is the League of Nations, precursor to the United nations. The League had no armed forces, and no decisions could be enforced.
The United Nations is becoming a talking shop.
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A shopping cart is, to the untrained eye, a device for holding your groceries. But, to a skateboarder, a shopping cart is an obstacle you can ollie over, grind, and ride in. To find an abandoned one of these is like finding a ticket to FUN!
Today I ollied over a shopping cart from a 3 foot ledge.
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