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shopping at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent. or buying gas, cigs, beer, etc. at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent.
denise: "hey just stop there at the clark station i need cigarettes."
becca: "sorry girl, i dont shop habib!"
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drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato
"I just potato-shopped you sucker"
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Visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.
The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.
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The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.
"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."
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Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.
I once stubbed my toe to avoid shopping with my wife. She thinks I have shop phobia.
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A website full of drugged clothing that will make you regret being born and most likely will make you want to commit suicide.
Boy: I want to kill myself all because of your hoodie.
Girl: I got it at loganpaul.com/shop if you want one.
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A store that sells pornography.
Jon - "I went to the porn shop yesterday."
Kevin - "What did you get? Or were you just checking it out?"
Jon - "I got a porn movie and a magazine. There's a lot of freaky stuff in that store though..."
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