Grumeau shower

The Grumeau Shower is when you vomit on someone during intercourse, making your partner vomit on yourself while continuing the sexual act.

Last night I was having horrible sex with this chick. She got sick on me (from all the horror) and proceeded to violently vomit all over me.. Getting into the mood, I then Grumeau showered her right back!

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fake shower

provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate

I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.

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Shower Blizzard

The feeling you get after you get out of the shower and it feels like you just stepped out into Antarctica because it's so cold.

Mom! Where's my towel I'm engaged in a shower blizzard right now!

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pink shower

When you shower after ramming a chick on her rag and the water from the blood coming off your meat makes the water pink.

Hey Reggie, I just had a nice pink shower after I dumped some seed into your sisters sloppy ragging hatchet wound. Wanna go for tacos?

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shit and shower

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

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belgian shower

1. When one takes a shower that does not fully get one clean or necessarily eliminate all of the odors on the onel.

The shower simply causes the odors on the individual to congeal into one musty scent composed of the various scents on the individual. One can take a belgian shower by refusing to use soap and simply basking in water, or by taking a shower in Belgium.

2. When an individual lives on a diet of beer, waffles, and chocolate for a period of time long enough to get severly dehydrated and once dehydrated urinates the grossest urine imaginable on another individual.

1. John: Damn, that girl is gorgeous, but she smells like ass, sperm, sweat, and perfume all congealed into one.

Frank: Dude we're in Belgium... she only takes belgian showers.

2. Dude I on my tour of Europe I ended up getting really fucked up, I visited this little country and lived off beer, waffles and chocolate for like a week and now I'm in some porno giving some fat bitch a belgian shower.

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jamaican shower

when you let your bathroom steam up with hot water and light up a few joints and get stoned as 'em rastafarian niggaz take there showers

"yo lets take a jamaican shower with some jamaican bitches and get fucked up!!"

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