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The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.
“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”
“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”
“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.
“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”
The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.
Used mainly for fun
Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out
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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.
Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!
when you hairs get stuck in yer japs eye so you shuffle about
yo i did a scrotum shuffle last night bro
The vagina shuffle was a dance created and popularized by 2 members of the TikTok group @stoopidawesomegirls. It was created in 2018 and involves a group of people standing in a line, with one leg up on either a couch, table, or wall. Other dancers one by one, crawl through the legs of the people in the line, and get spanked as they crawl through. It is common to shout "oh yeah! vagina shuffle!" as the dance is going.
"Morgan, get over here! The vagina shuffle is starting!"
"Dang Anna, you slapped my ass really hard during the vagina shuffle earlier."
Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.
Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.