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the ultimite in recontion of an idea or bidding in good thanks for some ones good deed or gesture.
person 1. you wana come over and get wasted my shout?
person 2. ohh "chur-bol-ski"!
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My ski doo 440 will beat anything you put up against it.
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When a girl jacks off two johnsons simultaneously so fucking fast it looks like she is in Northern Vermont trekking through 8ft of powder.
Did you see Rease at the rugby party last night, she didnt move from her seat on the couch all night, she must have been cross country skiing for miles sitting there
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A sport that although requires people to be very fit, requires no skill at all nor does it require one to have any balls. It is for people who want to ski but are too afraid of going 40 mph down an icy mountain. Unlike downhill skiers, nordic skiers cannot do tricks off of big jumps, cannot ski fast through deep powder in the woods, and cant huck off of cliffs. Nordic skiing is not real skiing. This is only when talking about male nordic skiers. nordic skier girls are hot and sexy and need to keep doing what they do.
bill- damn did you see those girls in that spandex? they were all sexy as hell.
jim- yeah thats the girls nordic skiing team. they stay in really good shape.
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when your very hype talking to your friends or a large group of people and you want everyone to be just as hype as you are so you say "let's go ski"
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when something good happens at your prep school
Anyone: Dude our football team's so gonna win tonight, get hype.
Sean Coleman: let's go ski
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Getting a Hand Job on a Ski Lift
Dude, My girlfriend just gave me an Icy Ski Pole.
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a modern kind of skis that have a rocker or reverse-camber under foot that allow the ski to be flexible. they have kicked up tails, just like the nose. this allows people to land forward and or switch,(backwards) in the terain parks and off natural jumps.
I prefer skiing twin tip skis so i can do the jumps and rails in the parks
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