sock heaven

When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"

Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

Sock Flossing

When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.

If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.

For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.

1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.

2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.

Rice Socked

When your mom or s/o decides to ruin your day by hitting you in the family jewels with a sock filled with rice

Damn my mom really fucked my over, she rice socked the hell outta me

Turtle Socks

-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase

"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"

Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

Cicero Sock

A old crusty used tube sock that a male ejaculates into while masturbating. Originated on the SW side of Chicago in describing a person's demeanor and or appearance.

"That nasty hood rat reminds me of a cicero sock".

"Don't touch that, thats my cicero sock" !!!