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A Soldier’s Minute

Quick consensual sex before work

The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldier’s minute.

by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019


Da Soldier

Da Soldier is an American Malackhee from Atlanta, GA. He is the creator of the Malackh genre.

Da Soldier is Malackhee

by RicFlairWoooooooo November 15, 2022


Némagy Soldier

Someone who tries to fight the hardships of life but always surrenders before the battle even begins

"Brandon is definitely a Némagy Soldier"

by HelloThere1233 June 2, 2020


soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023


Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

by April 14, 2022


Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.

“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”

by April 14, 2022


Clockwork Soldier

From the franchise, Dishonored, Dishonored 2 and Dishonored: Death Of The Outsider. A clockwork machine made by Kirin Jindosh. An expensive piece of a robot, made to guard mansions, grand palaces and military structures in general.

Person 1: "Have you seen one of those Clockwork Soldiers? Those weird robots?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're expensive as fuck!!"

by soma !! June 12, 2023