Rural Dictionary

Sonic Forces Speed Battle

Absolute bliss, an experience like nothing else. Your mind will go blank and all you'll feel is full body pleasure like you're a divine being. The greatest game of all time.

I wish I could inject sonic forces speed battle into my bloodstream

by Tezighi February 9, 2022

Sonic Over Compulsive Disorder

A case of effects similar to a regular case of OCD, but only targets fans of a on going franchise of "Sonic The Hedgehog". They think that the Old School Sonic Games are 90% about physics and 10% about everything else that made Sonic great. Which is obviously not true.

It said that Sonic OCD begins at a young age (around the ages of 6-8) were most of the Old School Sonic fans played Sonic 1, but do to their superior brain development they were able to deduct the physics of the game so well that it became the only thing the care about.

They also lack the ability to adapt to new things and deem them "frustrating" experiences because they suck so bad at it. This is due to the fact that the physics they are used too as 6-8 year olds aren't in the new games.

Due to this they can never enjoy any new Sonic Game that SEGA puts out, even if the are good as a whole.

EX: Sonic 4

Old School Sonic Fan: "What!!! Sonic doez not ROLLZZ down hill when I press downzzz...I have to hold the D-Pad to the right!!!!?"

*Mind Blown*

Regular Gamer#1: Sooo what up with that Guy?
Regular Gamer#2: Just ignore him, He has Sonic Over Compulsive Disorder

by ThatSonicGuy October 15, 2010

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sonic gave sally the aids

OK your at a party and you see this very loud prepy hot girl thats very drunk and she is getting hit on by this wanna be gantsa white guy thats drunk as well. They hook up and she gets pregnet and he is never seen again in tell next like 3-4 months and he is doing the samething down the street at another party.

Quin-Damn it taylor shut up!
Taylor-NO i am to fucking hot to fucking deal with you i want to drive to Mc donnalds!!
Sean-i'll take you there.
Taylor-really Sean? i love you!!!
3 hours pass...
Quin-dude were did taylor and sean go?
Rusty-i don't know man...
Quin-you mean? "sonic gave sally the aids"?
Rusty-i think so dude..
Quin-God damn it!! i wanna hit that!
Rusty-nah fool don't! you know what sean does!