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just like spaghetti. before the spaghetti is boiled it is stiff but after wards it softened by the heat. This is what happens to the males penis in the spaghetti night.
Tonights gonna be a spaghetti night!
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The alleged deity of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory which was first publicly postulated in an open letter to the Kansas School Board during the debates on whether or not to introduce Intelligent Design in to the science curriculum. The FSM is theorized to manipulate observable data such as carbon dating results via 'His' Noodly Appendage. We are also taught that The FSM hates when its subjects do not dress as pirates. FSM followers claim that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.
1) If Intelligent Design can be taught in schools as a scientific theory than so can Flying Spaghetti Monster theory.
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The ultimate lord and ruler of the universe, and the deity of the Pastafarian religion. He created the world using His Great Noodley Appendage.
No other monsters can be worshiped before Him (after is fine, just use protection).
The only Monster deserving of capitalization, other monsters are inferior to Him, unworthy of capitalization.
Even Christians have accepted that He has more balls than their god.
His first and most holy disciples were the pirates, who
(contrary to what the old age Christians would tell you) traveled the world and gave children candy.
Unfortunately, the number of pirates are shrinking, causing global warming and other natural disasters to rise.
Some places still have pirates, like Somalia, which has the lowest carbon emissions of any country, coincidence?
He, in His infinite wisdom, created the Eight "I'd really rather you didn't s", the holy tenets of the Pastafarian religion.
For example: "I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to His Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent ending poverty, curing diseases, living in peace, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable."
When one dies, they will be with Him in heaven, along with a Stripper factory and a Beer Volcano.
R'amen.
On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover. Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man. Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.
"If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back."-Bobby Henderson
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Someone who has a big jew nose and is very greedy. Tends to stuff spaghetti up their ass and nose to keep it warm to eat later during the day.
Kat! Stop a spaghetti loving jew!
Those filthy spaghetti loving jews took all the seats on the bus!
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(noun) Straight girls who have sex with other girls. From spaghetti: "girls who are straight until wet", and cormorant: British slag for shagging.
"There was some serious spaghetti cormorant action happening at the club last night"
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Wild rock and roll played by Italians or bands of Italians.
the word is the "rock and roll" transposition of the cultural phenomenon of Spaghetti Western, also known as Italo-western, (broad sub-genre of Western film that emerged in italythe mid-1960s)
the first band to use this word were the Minu Low Fi (or minus lo fi), but critics and zines extended it to the Brokendolls, the Gonzales, the Leches, Postalmarket Babies, Lester & Landslide Ladies, the Antares, and many other contemporary wild rock bands ispired by swedish rock and roll alla Hellcopters or Turbonegro, and by American wild garage punk rock and roll like New Bomb Turks or Zeke
Crank Up Volume Spaghetti eaters this is time for "Spaghetti rock and roll"
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When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous
~For Charolinat
That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing
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