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-Niall Horan is very Spanish spicy
-I'm a Spanish spicy person
-darn tootin saspirlla that's a fantastic dance
The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!
this means you started talking to your friend, but nwither of you fuys remembered the convo within 5 hours therfor its a spanish agreement
boy “ honestly…. end of day you bad as fuck
and ill always support you in spanish agreements”
girl *nothing*
The act of lifting up your partner while hitting it from behind, similar to lifting a small chihuahua
Complete fool: Oh why are your legs so swole?
Enlightened Ubermensch: I was trying out spanish doggy last night
A typical beautiful woman who is tan skin with beautiful hair and beautiful brown eyes.
JLO Is so pretty.
Well she is a Spanish Rose