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Devil Square

A Goetic square dance in which the participants dance counterclockwise while chanting demonic names pulled from the Lesser Key of Solomon. Two people have sex in the center of the circle and kill each other at the dance's climax. It is generally believed that this ritual is responsible for the rise of Limp Bizkit in the late 90's and the ongoing appeal of the Twilight Saga. It is rumored that if the square dance is successful, an encore may be played with the Devil's golden fiddle, which will appear in the material plane in a puff of acrid smoke.

Alternatively, it refers to a delicious chocolatey snack cake with a creamy center marketed and distributed by Little Debbie. However, the former meaning is more well established.

The Theatre class was forbidden from participating in a play wherein they would perform a Devil Square.

by JackSpratt February 4, 2014

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Whore Square

The act of posting or "checking-in" in the popular social network Four Square at a annoying rate..... From time to time is OK, but not 29 fucking times in a single day. or making up fake venues, just so you can have more mayor-ships or get some retarded badge. It fills up your facebook and twitter feed and people stop being your friend.

Stop Checking in..... we are driving down the fucking road, that shit doesn't even count...... your really Whore Square - ing it up. foursquare facebook twitter

by Rockumus N9ne September 26, 2011

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sweetness squared

Also seen as (sweetness)^2. Commonly used to describe anything of kick-ass magnitude or greater. It's strength lays in its versatility, ex: That is (sweetness)^3 --sweetness cubed, or You suck, your (sweetness)^-1 --the reciprocal of sweetness, call someone that and they will run back to mommy like a baby not yet weaned off the tit.

(sweetness)^n
where sweetness is something of much sweet, and 'n' is any rational number.

by Jfizzy June 1, 2003

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p squared

premium pussy

BDS wishes Justin S. had a P^2 so he could bang him.

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

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square root

A euphemism, referring to the square root of 4761 (which is 69).

Sir and I took a walk out into to woods today, spread out a blanket, and began to square root happily for the rest of the afternoon.

by Ayla February 14, 2005

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square shit

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

by Nicky James. October 10, 2007

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Square Tits

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.

Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!

by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010

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