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When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.
Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.
No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
Where a male cums and doesn't have a towel to let his swimmer go in so he puts his pp in the sink to wash it off.
Mom didn't do laundry last night so I had to squeeze it in the sink.
"he said gojo was coming back but that's a squeeze and a half"
Alcoholic drink made by using Sterno (a gelled non-potable alcohol) and a loaf of bread. The Sterno is squeezed by hand to make the alcohol flow into the bread. The bread is then squeezed to extract what is thought to be drinkable intoxicating alcohol. Very dangerous and poisoned many skid-row alcoholics, often causing blindness.
Man I'm gonna have to get some Squeeze, don't have no money for nothing else and I got the ants under my skin!
This involves putting your arms around your significant other and applying pressure because they are so cute and pretty. It is a feeling that comes naturally and is the best thing ever.
I just want to give you a big squeeze!
You’re looking too squeezey today
To pop a spot.
Andy had to give his spots a real tight squeeze for them to pop.