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While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)
I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!
November is squeeze ass month, girls can grab boys dicks and we squeeze their ass, to pass onto next month you must squeeze a girls ass atleast 3 times, good luck!
Person 1: OMG look at her ass!
Person 2: just squeeze it, it’s squeeze ass month anyway
Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels
Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!
When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.
Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.
A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.
Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.
I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.
Massimo is always squeezed like a lemon from working out his muscles so much!