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When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.
Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.
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When you go outside to grill up a steak, and while you are waiting/tending to it, you whip out your favorite smoking device and burn some herb.
Stoner 1: "Dude, let's get high before we eat dinner"
Stoner 2: "Dude, why don't we just steak 'n' bake?"
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An amazing place to get steak and milkshakes after you've just smoked a few bowls.
"Man, I have the best Saturday mornings ever when I wake and bake and then hit up my local Steak 'n Shake."
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Marijuana, PCP, and crack combined in a blunt and smoked.
(a.k.a. Squirrel, Ozone)
I woke up, rolled a woolie with some PCP and had a Steak and Eggs blunt for breakfast.
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to have rough sex with a woman.
- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak
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The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.
I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.
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while eating a girl out, pack a fat dip and spit it out in her pooter
my hick boyfriend gave me a philly cheese steak last night
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