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A Steve Jobzombie is that asshole who won't shut up about how many Apple products he owns and how vastly superior his Macbook Pro is to any PC on the market. He takes every opportunity to show things off on his iPad and won't listen to music played out of anything but an iHome.
Dude, I don't fucking CARE that your Macbook Air weighs less than a standard paperback book. You are such a fucking Steve Jobzombie. If you love him so much why don't you get pancreatic cancer with him.
Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday
Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song
The Steve Exit is the infamous practice of quickly signing off AIM or some other chat service before the other party has a chance to reply. Named after the most frequent abuser of messaging etiquette, the Steve Exit is the equivalent of hanging up on someone without letting them say goodbye.
dave4219 (8:47:24 PM): yeah, man, she is a hooker
settersteve (8:47:30 PM): dinner time
settersteve (8:47:34 PM): gotta run
settersteve (8:47:37 PM): have fun
settersteve (8:47:40 PM): late
dave4219 (8:47:51 PM): hey wait are we playing halo or what?
***settersteve is offline or not available***
Dave: "Fucking Steve Exit"
Extremely talented American guitarist and composer. Formed the instrumental group "Dixie Dregs" in the mid-70's at the University of Miami, and still occasionally tours with the Dregs. In addition to his own trio, the Steve Morse Band, he has been the guitarist in "Deep Purple" since the mid-90's. Steve won Guitar Player Magazine's Best Overall Guitarist award so many times that they had to remove him from eligibility to give other players a chance to win.
Try listening to the CDs "Dregs of the Earth" by the Dixie Dregs, "High Tension Wires" by Steve Morse, and "Purpendicular" by Deep Purple to get a taste of Steve Morse's talents.
When you're having drunk, goofy ass sex with a decent looking girl and having her dad catch you, throw your own shoes at you, make you run out naked with your "go-to" hat on, and having to drive home naked with just the hat on.
"Holy Be Bop, I'm as dumb, ugly, and weird as Steve Lombardo"
The coolest character in sweet cuppin' cakes.
"I'm gonna get you, EH! Steve!, if its the last thing i dooooooo"
A rounded, bespectacled, hairy creature with an insatiable appetite for alcohol and a deviant liking of root vegetables.
Gaz : "Have you seen Bennett ? We're supposed to be going out tonight"
Al : "Steve Bennett ?"
Gaz : "Don't be crazy man, no one can handle a night out with Steve Bennett"