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A Steve Jobzombie is that asshole who won't shut up about how many Apple products he owns and how vastly superior his Macbook Pro is to any PC on the market. He takes every opportunity to show things off on his iPad and won't listen to music played out of anything but an iHome.
Dude, I don't fucking CARE that your Macbook Air weighs less than a standard paperback book. You are such a fucking Steve Jobzombie. If you love him so much why don't you get pancreatic cancer with him.
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Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday
Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song
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The Steve Exit is the infamous practice of quickly signing off AIM or some other chat service before the other party has a chance to reply. Named after the most frequent abuser of messaging etiquette, the Steve Exit is the equivalent of hanging up on someone without letting them say goodbye.
dave4219 (8:47:24 PM): yeah, man, she is a hooker
settersteve (8:47:30 PM): dinner time
settersteve (8:47:34 PM): gotta run
settersteve (8:47:37 PM): have fun
settersteve (8:47:40 PM): late
dave4219 (8:47:51 PM): hey wait are we playing halo or what?
***settersteve is offline or not available***
Dave: "Fucking Steve Exit"
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Extremely talented American guitarist and composer. Formed the instrumental group "Dixie Dregs" in the mid-70's at the University of Miami, and still occasionally tours with the Dregs. In addition to his own trio, the Steve Morse Band, he has been the guitarist in "Deep Purple" since the mid-90's. Steve won Guitar Player Magazine's Best Overall Guitarist award so many times that they had to remove him from eligibility to give other players a chance to win.
Try listening to the CDs "Dregs of the Earth" by the Dixie Dregs, "High Tension Wires" by Steve Morse, and "Purpendicular" by Deep Purple to get a taste of Steve Morse's talents.
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When you're having drunk, goofy ass sex with a decent looking girl and having her dad catch you, throw your own shoes at you, make you run out naked with your "go-to" hat on, and having to drive home naked with just the hat on.
"Holy Be Bop, I'm as dumb, ugly, and weird as Steve Lombardo"
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Placebo
Although Placebo don't like to label themselves with specific roles, Steve is prodominantly the band's drummer. He is the only straight member of the gay-goth-europop rock band.
Steve had wanted to be a drummer in a band since the age of 8, being in several semi-successful bands (e.g. Breed, The Boo Radleys) prior to joining placebo officially. He enjoys throwing annoying fans into fountains in Australian hotel lobbies, and would and could beat up Fred Durst given half the chance.
'I love Steve Hewitts drum fills in Placebo's song Black Eyed'
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1; makeing a big deal out of something simple
2; flipping out, yelling, threating others, and then calling the police to arrest those you were threatening.
3; being a fucktard
1;
guy 1: ok we just need you to sign here on the line.
guy 2:NO! i dont need to sign anything! (storms away)
guy 3: what was his problem?
guy 1:fucktard over there is pulling a steve.
2;
guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS! (runs away yelling)
guy 2: hunh?
(cops arrive 15 mins later)
cop to guy 2: you know you could be arrested?
guy 2: hes pulling a steve, he threatend me!
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