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When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.
Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.
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wat da hell derrick is gon get next time he say some crazy shit 2 me
Derrick: imma fuck yu up
Me: Shut yo bitch ass up b4 yu get stomped in da muhfuckin ground
Derrick: who da fuck yu snappin on?
Me: *stomps da fuck outta him* Now ya bitch ass is in da ground. Yu better hope somebody loves yu enough 2 come dig yo stupid ass out
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A masturbation technique used by males where the guy bends over toward the floor gripping his junk in both hands. Then, with knees slightly bent he jumps repeatedly whilst keeping his hands the same distance off the ground--not necessarily in the same proximity to his body. Thus, as he jumps his junk will move in and out of his stationary, lubbed up hands.
"Dude, I so need to get in shape so I can finish the two handed yak stomp."
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To do knock knock poopy stomp:
Step 1: Get a paper sandwhich bag with dog poop inside
Step 2: Put it on someone's doorstep
Step 3: Light it on fire
Step 4: Knock louldy on door
Step 5: Run!
The person will answer the door, see the fire and attempt to put it out by stepping in the dog poop!
Damn! Someone knock knock poopy stomped me again! Now I have to get another new pair of shoes!
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Verb; The action of placing your arms on the shoulders of another person to jump over them(Leap Frog,) and then completing the landing by bashing in the skull of another person with your foot or feet(Curb Stomp.)
The person would in most cases be lying on the ground after a major ass kicking with their head against a street curb. The victim of this move is most likely a punk ass bitch.
This is a finishing move and guarantees the kill. The only thing deadlier is the double Leap Frog Curb Stomp, where you bash in the head of two people. This move requires a minimum of two people and is most likely to be seen in a high crime area at the end of a gang jumping.
Yo i heard them bloods did Jamal good. That mutha fucka got Leap Frog Curb Stomped.
Damn thats some cold ass way to go.
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Waffle stomping in louisana
I just louisana waffle stomped
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The act of removing a dead hookers fish nets. Taking ones own fecal matter into said fish nets and using your foot to stomp it up their ass. Then removing it with your foreskin and creating a cup with your nutsack taking that love juice dumping it in her nose and drinking it out of her mouth
Did you hear about that serial killer he fish net waffle stomped that bitch