Jack king off suited

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.

2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT

2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

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Vision Moto Business Suit

Any extremely non-matching, odd, or brightly colored outfit in a business setting. Acceptable ONLY if accompanied with a black suit jacket.

Originated from motorcycling multimedia company "Vision Moto" as a response to their take on the formality of the global business scene.

Dude! That Pablo Cruise t-shirt with those denim shorts, backwards flatbill hat topped off with the sweet suit jacket makes for a perfect Vision Moto business suit.

Poop Chute Law Suit

Another name for the movie Philadelphia

Used in old 'trailers' for the film.

Lois was mentioning that Peter knew all the trailers for every movie ever made.

Lois: "Philadelphia"
Peter: "Poop Chute Law Suit"
Joe: "I don't remember that one."

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bathing suit hickey

Action doll of the legend James Hickey with pool-side accesories. Comes complete with plastic sun lounger and pint glass.

I've got the new Bathing Suit Hickey, i know its a doll but he looks so sexy in that bathing suit!

My Bathing Suit Hickey is passed out on the side of the pool cos he drunk too much!

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Three Piece Bathing Suit

When you'd like to see a girl naked, just in her hat and two flip flops making up the three pieces

Hey baby, why don't you try on a three piece bathing suit for me.

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Pink Skin Jump Suit

While having sex, tell the woman you wish to 69. While getting into position, bust open her vagina with two fists, like forcing open a door open with a crowbar. Next, climb inside feet first pulling the lips up to your neck. Go to hollywood and apply to be a stunt man, because you have a cool new jumpsuit!

"Honey, open the door, where all dying to see your new clothes"
"One moment!"
*door opens*
"Like my new pink skin jump suit? I used Sally from next door! You ok down there Sally?"
"I feel refreshed"
"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD!"

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busting out of bathing suits

b.o.o.b.s also a way for guys to have breasts

hollister shirt busting out of bathing suits

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