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When a male is continously making the sweetest of love mildly nausea's and randomly hurls on the back of a girl giving her a Christmas Sweater.
Male: Oh baby as i'm making love to you i forgot to tell you I got you a gift
Female: What is it baby?
Male: A..(Barfs)
Narrator: He gave her a Christmas Sweater
when a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your foreskin gets stuck in the braces
chad-bro was is there a blood stain on your pants
kyle- oh dude the other day i got a bloody sweater neck and it won’t stop bleeding
when you get sad so you shove your head up their sweater and lay your head on their stomach.
that one kid who asks too many questions: what's he doing?
human igloo: he's sad so he's having sweater time, get lost
Molly sweater; a sweater that’s paper thin but keeps you “warm” while rolling
Yeah I’m going to EDC, I’m bringing my Molly sweater to out on at the end of the night
The act of eating bright colored cereal such as fruit loops, fruity pebbles, trix ect, and vomiting on your sexual partner’s mom’s bare chest
I gave your mom a new kosby sweater
When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )
Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.
When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater
Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”