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A slang term for period blood. Typically used by insecure dudebros to avoid having their fee-fees hurt by thinking about the actual thing too much.
Andie: So did you eat out Beckie last night, brah?
Chris: Eeew, no! Eating pussy is totally gay, brah! And I don't even wanna get anywhere near those female tears!
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The tear-ass was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.
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When you cum on the face of an Indian girl and then stick a feather on her forehead.
“I banged this casino owners daughter last night and gave her a trail of tears.”
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Clean drinking water provided by taxpayer-funded water projects, especially in areas where conservative local governments have neglected infrastructure, requiring Federal emergency intervention.
"Thanks to FEMA, we can once again allow our children to drink water from the tap without boiling it first. Thank God for the Liberal Tears flowing from our faucets!"
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It’s when someone asks you for a favour and when you say no that person starts crying and when you give in the person suddenly gets super happy
John: can I borrow your PS4 for the weekend
Mark: no
John: *starts crying *
Mark: fine
John: Yay!
And that is crocodile tears
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Asala of Tears n. 1. Wave one in a two part invasion that took place on an over controlling religious government. The invader’s name was Asala Sype, and she wielded a dual-sided scythe, Neomer, said to glow red.
Asala of Tears distroyed half the empire single handedly.
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When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.
Geoffrey cried nerd tears when he met astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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