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Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.

Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!

by Not Tech Gay September 1, 2018


Ikel Tech

Doing something incredibly stupid

Gyy 1: Bro.. I accidentally put in thr wrong stats..

Guy2: Ikel tech

by Ner_d July 4, 2022


Support Tech

A Volunteer or Firefighter who drives a special truck with the equiment required to support on scene Firefighters or First responders of a fire scene or MVA. There reqired equipment may contain A light town fixed on top of the truck and a mobile air compressor to refill SCBA bottles, they may have drinks and snacks on the truck to give to firefighters to recover from the incident.

Va beach to support 8 " House fire at 2001 19th st"

E01, L01, E21, L21, NE22, NL22, Sup8 -HOUSE FIRE- 2001 19th street

Support Tech has 4 techs on scene ready to start rehab

by Kacky05 November 7, 2018


Mod Tech

Modern Technology............

Sat nav is considered modern technology aka "mod tech"

by AdamStone April 15, 2010


tech whiteout

A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.

“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”

by Prof Bruce April 3, 2010


tech karma

A measure for how capable/lucky someone is with computers, gadgets and other technology. At one end of the scale, it's the Buddha-like ability to bend technology to your will and get it to do amazing things. At the other end, it's people who can crash an iPad just by looking at it.

Scarlett's been through 3 laptops already this year - she has terrible tech karma.

by runkelfinker August 31, 2010


flave tech

the worst artist of all time

"I can be lazy too"

who you listening to flave tech oh he looks like oi tipgrip

by Jacksonlover43 December 5, 2022