wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am

Having sex then breaking off contact with the person.

Dave: Hey dude guess who just got lucky last night!
Greg: Sweet. What's her name?
Dave: Anna, she's hot as fuck!
Greg: Have you called her yet?
Dave: I never got her number...
Greg: Sounds like a case of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
Dave: Shit.

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wham bam thank you ma'am

Sometimes used as a way to denote the successful completion of a military mission well underbudget and well within time constraints. Implies they forgot something (see other definition)

If America were to declare war on Canada and launched a full scale nuclear strike, it'd be safe to say that that operation was "wham bam thank you ma'am"

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Wham Bam Thank You Slam

The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.

After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.

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Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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thank you for coming to my ted talk

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.

Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk

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thank you fuck you bye

something said by Jim Cornette to a person he hates

AEW sucks, thank you fuck you bye

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Wam Bam Thank You Mam

a term used to describe a selfish sexual partner

Typically used along with the phrase "two pump chump"

"So I went down on him last night, and he didn't even return the favor."

"Damn b, talk about a wam bam thank you mam"

"Giiiirrrrrllll, that's not even all, he was a two pump chump."

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