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The concept of, whenever something bad or sketchy happens, splitting up. It was originally applicable in the to moments in the show, Scooby Doo, when the gang was in a group and then splits up to gather clues (often with moderate success and then complications, e.g. Velma loses her glasses). Usage now, though, has come to generally be in regards to two or more people separating, or "splitting up," when it seems illogical to do so.
"What the fuck? You're breaking up with me?" said the boyfriend.
"Yes," said the girlfriend.
"I can't believe that you're splitting up with me! This shit is fucking Scooby Doo Logic!" he screamed.
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A logic used by what may seem to be a majority females that is so far-fetched that the more you try to comprehend it, the more brain cells that are lost in the process. If possible, it is recommended to cut off any connections with females that show consistency using "Dumb Bitch Logic".
Example: When you are friends with a girl for an extended period of time. She decides to hook you up with her friend. After you and her friend break up due to a lack of connecting, she decides to cut you off as well. Logically, the girl would still be friends with you, but when dealing with Dumb Bitch Logic, that is not the case. You'll save more brain cells in the long run by not attempting to understand the outcome, but instead just moving on.
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Fat bitch logic (not to be confused with fat bitch feminism logic) is an easily observable anomaly that has overtaken certain parts of the internet and real-world social interactions, and can be found in varying locations (mostly social media) in which one is extremely defensive about ones own morbid obesity with fallacious logic. This list of excuses to be a fat shit range from ignorant with the "muh genetics" argument, to the extreme and even absurd "beautiful at every size" argument, where the fat bitch in question actually seems to take pride in the fact that they have serious pending health issues.
Random fat bitch: " I can eat whatever I want as long as I walk it off."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."
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ideally seeking to find the simplest and most likely explanation. In a logical reasoning.
their is no logical explanation to what you said
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A person that has to have everything logical
Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights
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an arcane paradigm of logic in which the user derives a generalization that one action will directly/automatically result in future dangerous/extreme behavior as if it were a widely accepted foregone conclusion.
Arguments based on use of depravative logic tend to be presented as though they are based on deductive reasoning (the conclusion is guaranteed).
example of the use of depravative logic:
If pharmacists are required to fill valid prescriptions for contraceptives, doctors will start ordering women to abort disabled children and/or refuse to treat them.
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