January 30

Fuck a guy named Samuel,Jonathan,Henry, and julio

Girl:hey
Samuel:hey
Girl:I’m gonna fuck u
Samuel:oh yea

Samuel:it must be January 30

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June 30

Suck your friends toes day 🥲

Fred:Hey did you know it’s June 30th?
George:Fuck I don’t want to suck your toes!

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July 30

International Lil Uzi Vert day.

"Today it’s July 30! Let’s blast some Lil Uzi Vert!"

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12:30

A 12:30 is a when you come across a girl and you can't pinpoint her age. She looks as if she can be either 12 years of age or 30.

-Damn bro, you see that girl over there? I can't really tell how old she is.

-Oh yeah man, I don't know, she looks like a 12:30 to me.

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30-06

Can also be used as 30-06'd and 30-06'er

Is the art of constantly complaining about server registration. Placeing blame for ones bad aim on every server in the country, and surrounding countries that the offender lives in.

Also: Self quoting yourself on IRC quit messages in the act of trying to be cool, but infact looking REALLY REALLY fucking dumb.

30-06'er: "Man! There is no reg on these servers, or any servers! FKN REG!"

Normal Person: "haha listen to this 30-06'er, cant aim for shit so its all reg problems. What a fucking dickweed"

Also: 11:46 * ben|30-06 has quit IRC (Quit: <ben|30-06> It would hurt to fuck a coke can though.)
11:47 <Normal Person> HAHAHAHA Check out the quit message! 30-06'd! Hi im a dickweed named 30-06 :D

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30 july

This is the worst date to be born in, if you’re born prematurely, I know you are, ur dad failed no nut November, fucking simp. Also people born on this date are complete wimps.

30 July is truly the worst day of the year, fuck you

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April 30

The day the fucking prankester was born, never mess with that nigga, he be strong and will screw you up

Damn bro he was probably born on April 30 thats our King

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