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The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.
I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.
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Pertains to heavier women from Canada. When you eat their box from behind and tickle their belly from below and between their thighs.
Man that girl was chubby. She sure giggled when I gave her the Canadian Tickler and rubbed her belly when I was munching her box.
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Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.
Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!
When the weather is freezing cold in Canada and a Canadian breathes through clenched teeth to try and make the air breathable. This gives the appearance of a smile. Canadians can relate.
It was about -30 degrees the other day, you could see Canadian smiles all around.
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A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"
When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”
Hey you want to get Canadian Saluted
When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?