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Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.
"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."
Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.
Keith: What's that on your finger?
Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab
Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.
“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”
When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.
Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.
Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!
A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.
Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner