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A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.
Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner
The fuckiest fuck of all fuckboys.
That nigga think he a pimp, but he just a Crab Daddy.
excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.
Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.
A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!
The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.
That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.
The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.
"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."
"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."