Cracker-Lacking

Lack of white people.

Damn Jose, this party is cracker-lacking.

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Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.

There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!

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cracker-faggot

1. exactly what the name implies; a cracker-faggot.
2. a title for an annoying (generally white) person, who may or may not be gay or faggotty.
3. a general insult for an irritating person, regardless of their race or sexual orientation

my french teacher is the biggest cracker-faggot ever. not only did he give us 5 practice proficiency tests, he is a flamer as well, making the definition of cracker-faggot for him a literal term.

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Saltine Cracker

A salty white person

the saltine cracker was mad at the game

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Cracker Jacket

The white coat that physicians wear.

"No way, he's just a cracker jacket quack. He tried to use some voodoo magic medicine on me."

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wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.

Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.

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santa cracker

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

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