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One man gets on his hands and knees and bends his dick backwards so the other man kneeling behind him can suck his dick and blow air on his asshole thus dusting the english.
Can also be described as one man down on his hands and knees and with his ass in the air gets jerked off from behind while having his asshole eaten out.
see also "hand me down reach around"
I had a really great time the other night, after we went home I gave him an english duster
I really think our relationship is going to work out everytime we fight I give him an english duster and we go walk our dogs in time for sunset
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Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
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Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
I gave her an English Breakfast
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the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.
person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"
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verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"
"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."
"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
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1) Believed by uneducated or disinterested Americans and Irish to be a statement of fact
2)The speech of Cyndi Lauper
1) Madison: Teacher, kin yew barry me a pin?
Teacher: Madison, don't you know the Queen's English?
Madison: No ma'am. Is she?
2) Gurls jis wanna have fun
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To perform cunnilingus, especially in an exceptionally skillful manner.
"He taught me proper english last night."
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