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chosen family

friends or close people that you consider your family; people that you have chosen to be a part of your life forever

"those guys are my chosen family."

by what.is.pseudonym November 16, 2022


Family Bath

When your whole family takes a bath together

Wanna come over for tonight’s family bath

by FamilyBathMan April 2, 2019


The Waldo Family

The family that will annoy any other family having a good time by being loud and obnoxious in the nerdiest manor possible. As a result, the families often spend their time playing "Where's Waldo?" while looking and dressing the part. Annoying behaviors the Waldos exhibit are immense, ranging from the nightly family meetings to holding hands and singing in your favorite hangout spot. Wherever there's joy, there's a Waldo on route to ruin it.

Person 1: "Hey, could you tell the Waldo family to be quiet while the movie is on?"

Person 2: "I would, but I can't see them!"

Person 1: "But I can't even hear the show, all I hear is them saying tips and tricks for math problems!"

by AkBeast August 10, 2019


school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc

"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."

by stevonniemahniverse July 4, 2015


this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!

by Blues and Dumbness June 20, 2020


Ponton Family

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.

The Ponton Family Is a fucked up family

by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020


Tiger family

The tiger family is just like a regular family. Just better. Because they will never leave. They will always be there for you. They will always be there to make sure you happy. And your always there to make sure they are happy. A tiger family isn’t just a group name. It’s a love. You love each other so much. That they all mean everything to you. And that they are just wonderful. And plain out amazing. Everyone in this family is kinda and caring. Everyone is beautiful, inside and out. Everyone is just great. It’s always amazing to have a tiger family.💗

Sam and Magen are my tiger family. I love them so much.

by Hehe. MaRlEY March 28, 2019