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Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.
Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown
A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.
"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.
Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day
One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter
Boston’s being a house lizard tonight
Someone who frequently hangs out in their house, usually their bedroom.
Kerigan: Stop calling me a house rat.
Me: But you’re always in your room.
A big house in which more than 10 people can live and are able to play Fortnite at any time.
I live in the Fortnite House.
attire not fitting for others to see;
the disheveled or careless way way one looks, dresses, or smells, when home alone, fiddling around the house, with no witnesses;
the stereotypical way the homeless or insane asylum inmates are portrayed; completely incognizant of one's appearance, or how one appears to others;
the way one looks when he knows NO ONE (not even family, spouses, best friends, or lovers), other than a pet, will see what he looks like.
I didn't come to the door because I was looking kind of house crazy.
I avoid that neighbor, because he's a little house crazy!
Sweetie, it's hard for me to come home after a long day, to find you home, in rollers and old sweats, looking house crazy.