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A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.
Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.
Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf
When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.
To be a loaf of sweetness
To be cute and have a large bottom
Dang look at her sweet-loaf
I just wanted to let you know you’re such a sweet-loaf
When one male takes multiple loads in one’s ass by multiple males back to back with no rest in between loads.
No to be confused with being Bread which is define; when one male takes one single load by another male.
OMG… my sling just arrived by mail I can’t wait to set it up and get loafed at my birthday party tonight.
To fuck up; to fail at something
Yeah, you pretty much just loafed...
Loafed is when a cat does a “loaf” or sits in the shape of a loaf. When you are “loafed” a cat has sat in a loaf shape on you.
“Dude this cat just loafed on me”
“He just loafed you??!”