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Two people who's love will never die. Two people who are made for each other. Friendship usually ends in love like Blake and Elyse.
I wish our relationship was as great as Blake and Elyse's
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To not have have sex with someone but to have claimed that you have.
"Hey how did that night with Jenna go?"
"It was ok. We came back to my place, watched a movie and I Blake fucked her."
"Oh, bummer."
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When a man with a tiny penis uses a fork to grow it further during sex.
Blake had a small penis so he used a dirty blake.
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An extremely likeable person who brings joy to those around him. Beware their nature is infectious so if you're not looking to have a good time or generally be in a good mood then steer clear of a Blake Alexander. Also Blake Alexander's are very clumsy.
Adam: Is that your friend over there? I think id like to be friends with him
India: Yeah, he's a Blake Alexander
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Blake’s sister is hot and she is way hotter then Blake will ever be
Hey over there Blake’s sister
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"Yeah man, I went to her house and she gave me the ol' Blake Johnson
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absolute chick magnet but hates having a girlfriend, fucking idiot but one of the best guys u will ever meet. he's so nice and is very loyal to his mates. once he ditched losing his virginity to hang with the boys. he has a tiny cock like 2.5 inches but he knows how to use it. ytb
"oh look it's blake Butterfield"
"oh shit, u know he chose his friends over my vagina"
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