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this is a normal occasion so dont start feeling uneasy when you see the definition.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.
v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
dude i totally blue footed boobied your mom last night before i ESRed her.
dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
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It is when you want to prove to your friends that your straight but you add a random adjective to prove the point.
"hahah Edoardo is gay" "nah I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight as a motherfucker I'm talking booby licking straight" .Shouts Edoardo.
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an african who scratches boobs
hello i am emanuel i will be your african booby scratcher for today
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The commom misheard interpretation in the song "When I grow up" by The Pussycat Dolls. Most people hear the song as,
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "boobies"
When in fact the correct lyrics are...
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "groupies"
I've been 18 for half a year already so technically I am grown up, but i don't have boobies. I wanna have boobies really badly. Maybe if I wish for them hard enough I just might get them.
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The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. An inclusive term to encompass the big busted community .
Girl 1: Omg you should totally wear this thin strapped tank top
Girl 2: I cannot. Sadly I am apart of the Big Boobie Bitch Bunch :/
On October 15th, females are required to send a soapy boob pic to a guy friend
“Emily it’s the 15th, you know what that means right?”
“Yes, it’s Soapy Booby Pic Day, I’ll get in the shower”
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