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It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze
When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
When a guy makes plans with a girl, but something causes there plans to be canceled. Repeatedly.
Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.
In The Game Town Of Salem Med's Curse Is A Made UP Curse Given To The Role "Medium" In Which It Is Believed That The "Medium" Is Doomed To Die In Game Usually In The First Round Commonly Referred To As N1
Welp I'm Gonna Die Med's Curse!
It come from the anime series and manga "Detective Conan"/"Case closed" which often handles cases. What's the unique of that? every time Conan visits a place, a criminal case always occurs
From this, Conan Edogawa is often referred to as the curse of death
You could say it was like a death curse carried by a kid🙂 ↕🙂 ↕
"Be wary of 7 year olds lil kid wearing glasses and red ribbon ties" hahaha
"Why do we always get into trouble whenever we play with him? On top of that, he seems to have terrible luck wherever he goes"
"Oh my Gosh! he has edogawa Conan's curse! Can u realize that!?"
When you always want to be playing on “insert console” but you have things to do.
“Did you heard from Jim he’s been out.”
“I heard he got the curse of the console!”
Being admired by those you despise and being despised by those you admire.
Milo is such a troll that he will lose all this friends. This guy will end up with the Trump curse.